We are all vegetarians now.

While I have always regarded vegetarianism as something practiced by those with a screw loose, if that’s what is needed to take Pig out of the Oval Office, that’s fine with me.

(Note: The honorific ‘Pig’ is used without a preposition in deference to Pig’s spouse, the Slovenian Slut who, after 30 illegal years in the United States has yet to construct a grammatically correct English sentence).

Here’s the warning:

No more pig

The murderous bungling of Pig and his sycophants sees to it that not one freezer is to be found in these United States, and that meat supplies are about to disappear from the (mostly empty) supermarket shelves:

No freezers for pig.

Smart folks have bought these up apace, to store their accumulated beef(s). Once those supplies run out, freezers will be selling for cents on the dollar.

Meanwhile, we can all look forward to meat-free Fridays. And Saturdays, Sundays, Mondays, Tuesdays, Wednesdays and Thursdays. The virus may not kill all of Pig’s cretinous supporters, but vegetarianism likely will. For that we should all be grateful,