{"id":457,"date":"2007-06-01T06:10:40","date_gmt":"2007-06-01T14:10:40","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/pindelski.org\/Photography\/2007\/06\/01\/how-to-clear-a-cocktail-party\/"},"modified":"2016-02-04T09:44:55","modified_gmt":"2016-02-04T16:44:55","slug":"how-to-clear-a-cocktail-party","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/pindelski.org\/Photography\/2007\/06\/01\/how-to-clear-a-cocktail-party\/","title":{"rendered":"How to clear a cocktail party"},"content":{"rendered":"

In 10 easy steps<\/i><\/p>\n

1.   I run the UAW
\n 2.   I\u00e2\u20ac\u2122m with the government and I’m here to help
\n 3.   The IRS is a great place to work
\n 4.   The tort bar has been good to me
\n 5.   I just got a new Dell
\n 6.   Check out my Zune
\n 7.   Steve Jobs is speaking next door
\n 8.   I only make black & white prints
\n 9.   Look at these snaps of my kids
\n10.  I use film<\/p>\n

#1-4? Get a real job. Some morals wouldn\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t hurt, either.<\/p>\n

#5 and 6 need to get a life.<\/p>\n

#7 Run, don’t walk.<\/p>\n

#8, 9 and 10 \u00e2\u20ac\u201c You are a Bore.<\/p>\n

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In 10 easy steps 1.   I run the UAW 2.   I\u00e2\u20ac\u2122m with the government and I’m here to help 3.   The IRS is a great place to work 4.   The tort bar has been good to me 5.   I just got a new Dell 6.   Check out my Zune 7.   Steve Jobs is speaking next … Continue reading How to clear a cocktail party<\/span> →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[8],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-457","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-photography"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/pindelski.org\/Photography\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/457","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/pindelski.org\/Photography\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/pindelski.org\/Photography\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pindelski.org\/Photography\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pindelski.org\/Photography\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=457"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/pindelski.org\/Photography\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/457\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":30596,"href":"https:\/\/pindelski.org\/Photography\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/457\/revisions\/30596"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/pindelski.org\/Photography\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=457"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pindelski.org\/Photography\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=457"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pindelski.org\/Photography\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=457"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}