{"id":6231,"date":"2010-04-14T06:37:10","date_gmt":"2010-04-14T14:37:10","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/pindelski.org\/Photography\/?p=6231"},"modified":"2010-04-14T07:55:36","modified_gmt":"2010-04-14T15:55:36","slug":"my-ipad-is-for-sale","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/pindelski.org\/Photography\/2010\/04\/14\/my-ipad-is-for-sale\/","title":{"rendered":"My iPad is for sale!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><i>To foreign banksters, oligarchs and Colombians only.<\/i><\/p>\n<p>Given the supply shortage and my natural proclivity to arbitrage every asset I own, I have decided to sell my iPad.<\/p>\n<p>Delivered by overnight mail to any location on earth against receipt of cleared funds (used notes, non sequentially numbered are preferred) the price is a modest <del>$1,999, shipping included<\/del>.  <b>See below for important update.<\/b>  For a small premium to the retail price you can hold tomorrow in your hands today, or at least by Friday, if you get my drift.<\/p>\n<p>Hang on a minute &#8211; this just in from HQ:<\/p>\n<p><center><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.pindelski.org\/Blog\/iPad_delayed.jpg\" width=\"800\" height=\"515\" alt=\"\" \/><\/center><\/p>\n<p>OK, scrap that earlier price.  Yours for $3,999.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>To foreign banksters, oligarchs and Colombians only. Given the supply shortage and my natural proclivity to arbitrage every asset I own, I have decided to sell my iPad. Delivered by overnight mail to any location on earth against receipt of cleared funds (used notes, non sequentially numbered are preferred) the price is a modest $1,999, &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/pindelski.org\/Photography\/2010\/04\/14\/my-ipad-is-for-sale\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">My iPad is for sale!<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[52],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-6231","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-ipad"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/pindelski.org\/Photography\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6231","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/pindelski.org\/Photography\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/pindelski.org\/Photography\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pindelski.org\/Photography\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pindelski.org\/Photography\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=6231"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/pindelski.org\/Photography\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6231\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6235,"href":"https:\/\/pindelski.org\/Photography\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6231\/revisions\/6235"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/pindelski.org\/Photography\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=6231"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pindelski.org\/Photography\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=6231"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pindelski.org\/Photography\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=6231"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}