They want film? Give ’em film.
Go to this fine page of free Photoshop actions and you too can be a film user. The image below uses one of the 4×5 film frame border actions in Photoshop.
The original was taken on Kodak Gold 100, so I’m not quite being a fake here – at least it’s a film original!
If all else fails, I suppose I could always get a job at CBS.