Category Archives: Photographs

Macro Day

Finally a solid field test.

Flowers? Fughedaboutit! I don’t do flowers. Millions do, all better than me, so why bother?

Give me a choice between Yosemite and the local workshop (mine!) and the latter wins every time. Used motor oil smells far nicer than all that foul fresh air. And flowers.

So when it came to find a serious subject for my macro rig, I would have to suggest that that posits the issue backwards. I bought the rig because of my intended subject, rather than having to go in search of something to macrosnap (my word!). And given that I’m an engineer by graduation and a mechanic when time permits, it can hardly come as a surprise that my object of choice was the machine. Or machines, to get it right.

Those poor deprived masses who have never attended a motor race are missing three things, only two of which can be recreated in the home theater. Sight and sound. But unless Nintendo is about to perfect it – quite possible given the genius of the Wii – you cannot get the third, the missing ingredient. The smell. You have to go to the races to enjoy that. Same with horses I suppose, though I never trust anything which eats while you sleep and lacks a gearbox. And let’s face it, horses stink.

Thus Tuesday found me at Laguna Seca, not 2 hours north of the old estate which I call home, in the paddock, surrounded by some one hundred vintage race cars, from million dollar Ferraris to plain vanilla Austin Healeys. As a design maven I’m generally more fixated on the unity of form and function than I am with speed on the track, so my happiest times are spent in the paddock. As this is an amateur event, the teams are very friendly, and only too willing to show off their machines. You can get close to anything with no questions asked.

While the hand-held combination of Canon 5D/100mm Canon Macro lens/Ring Flash looks cumbersome, it is, in practice, very easy to handle and with the 5D’s magnificent autofocus most of your attention can be devoted to the subject rather than the technology. In bright sunlight, which was the case at this event, the ring flash – inherently shadowless lighting – acts as a dynamic range enhancer by filling in the shadows. The circuitry in the 5D balances the natural and artificial light sources, so original shadows are preserved and not unnaturally duplicated (as would be the case with off-axis flash) and the whole thing becomes a printer’s dream rather than a nightmare. Just check the natural shadows in the snaps below.

It was simply striking in the extreme how all this automation frees the photographer to focus on the subject. After several dry runs at home, my confidence level was such that I never once felt the need to consult the LCD screen on the 5D after the first snap. Unlike Apple hardware, It Just Works. Thank you Canon and thank you El Cheapo Chinese aftermarket manufacturer of the ring flash.

After some two years I have got sick and tired of all those landscape prints decorating the garage, so I reeled off a dozen of these on the HP DesignJet 90 and will have them mounted and framed by the weekend. As I write this the last few are rolling out to the accompaniment of the merry clack-clack of that wonderful printer and the foul smell with which HP sees fit to invest its printing inks.

Technically there are actually quite a few limitations. First, your shutter speed has to be 1/200th or slower to accommodate the 5D’s needs. Second, if there’s any depth in your subject you really need to stop down if you want things sharp all over. Third, because you have to use slower shutter speeds, in bright sunlight that means cranking down the ISO to 50 or 100. I found myself wishing more than once that the 5D had what I call a Kodachrome 25 speed. You know, ISO 25. Really slow. Finally, while the 100mm macro gives you nice lens-to-subject distance, you will struggle getting a parallel plane relative to high horizontal subjects. (Reread and work it out! It means standing on tiptoe ….)

Here are a few of the snaps whose primary goal was to focus on the abstract beauty of man-made machines.

What of the quality of the originals? My rejects were deleted owing solely to composition issues, never because of a lack of sharpness. As I use shutter priority (to avoid going faster than the maximum sync speed of 1/200th) the 5D selects the aperture and this seems to have varied from f/4 to f/22, with ISO anywhere from 100 to 320. Regardless of the aperture used, the originals are critically sharp (after the usual sharpening of the RAW originals in Lightroom) and easily scale to 30″ x 45″ on the screen. And not a burned-out highlight to be found. Stick your nose in the dozen 18″ x 24″ prints I just made and your biggest risk is personal injury – your schnozzer is likely to sustain cuts from the incredible sharpness and resolution in the print. You could probably improve on this with a large format camera – 4″ x 5″ say – but the ergonomics and miniscule depth of field that gear suggests would simply make the rig unworkable.

On a closing note, I am constantly reminded of Charles Coburn’s line in Monkey Business when a very curvaceous Marilyn Monroe, as his secretary, exits the room to the adoring glances of Coburn and Cary Grant. Grant looks quizzically at Coburn who shrugs and replies “Anyone can type”. With this rig, “Anyone can do macro”.

Form and Function

Not something to be found today.

Leather hood straps are de rigeur on any sporty automobile with claims to classic status but rarely are they as exquisitely crafted as this one with a built in tensioning spring.


Bonnet strap on an early Miller racer, c. 1925. 5D, 100mm macro, ring flash

About the snap: Gamblers

Date: January, 2000
Place: Bay Meadows race track, San Francisco’s South Bay Area
Modus operandi: Troubled
Weather: Indoors
Time: 2pm
Gear: Leica M3, 50mm Summicron
Medium: Kodak Gold 100
Me: Ugh!

Imagine if you can a system which takes money from those least able to afford it and legalizes it. The concept behind the Coliseum cynically updated.

Because that is what California has accomplished though its legalized gambling. Some is state sponsored (our government seeks to exploit its citizens’ weaknesses to make hay), some privately owned like the Bay Meadows race track just south of San Francisco. And, of course, if you are an American Indian you can trade on the white man’s guilt and the sky is the limit, Indian tribes being the largest casino operators in the state. Hardly surprising – congressmen are cheap to buy.

Into the gambling hall at Bay Meadows and there they were, like so many academics, whiling their time and milk money away.

The glow from the objects of their attention – TV monitors with all the latest odds – adds to the opium den feel of the whole thing.

It was twenty years ago today ….

…. Sergeant Pepper was left behind.

Things looked pretty good twenty years ago. America was vibrant and confident, its residents affluent and optimistic. Sure, the losers didn’t like things but, then again, the America of 1988 was not for losers, unlike now. You sank or swam, depending on your capacity for hard work and willingness to succeed. Brains had nothing to do with it.

Today, those practicing thrift (you pay your mortgage timely) and self discipline (you are not 100 pounds overweight and do not smoke) are punished. The responsible are expected to subsidize the losers. An unhappy time.

No matter. For me optimism prevails and I believe we will turn around our nation and move onwards and upwards, A dose of losers is no bad thing to remind us where that path lies.

For me, June 1988 was a very special time as it was when I became an American citizen. Having lived here since 1977 and after some ten years of unspeakable incompetence on the part of the Immigration and Naturalization Service (a sort of anti-American cartel, really) I finally took the citizenship test and swore fealty to the greatest nation on earth. Believe it or not, one of the questions was “Who is the President of the United States?” to which I merrily replied “Nancy Reagan”. I still got in.

So now, while my American son is safe, I can still be deported if I commit a felony, confirming that the finest attribute of most Americans is but an accident of birth.

In those wonderful twenty years I have been fortunate to see much of America and even to commit a small fraction of what I saw to film. And here are some of the things I have seen:


Anchorage, AK


Guggenheim Museum, NYC


Matanuska Valley, AK


Puyallup, WA


Central Coast, CA


Thanksgiving Day parade, NYC


World Trade Center


Delicatessen, NYC


Yellowstone National Park, WY


Arco, ID


Utah


San Luis Obispo, CA


Los Angeles


Santa Fe, NM


Colorado


La Jolla, CA


Tombstone, AZ


Los Angeles


Chinatown, San Francisco


Little Italy, NYC

Whether we are at an end of empire or just catching our breath for the next innings, I do not know but I earnestly hope it is the latter. All it needs to make that happen is a leader willing to say that most important and shortest of words.

“No”.

For my part, looking back on those twenty years, it has been the best, the happiest, time of my life. Love America or leave her.

Snap! $1.3 billion.

A costly picture.

So the Mars lander only ran $467mm. However, the previous two crashed at a combined cost of $900mm, so I suppose this first snap from the Mars lander is the most expensive picture ever:

Why search for signs of life on Mars when the need for some in Washington is greater?