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About the snap: Gamblers

Date: January, 2000
Place: Bay Meadows race track, San Francisco’s South Bay Area
Modus operandi: Troubled
Weather: Indoors
Time: 2pm
Gear: Leica M3, 50mm Summicron
Medium: Kodak Gold 100
Me: Ugh!

Imagine if you can a system which takes money from those least able to afford it and legalizes it. The concept behind the Coliseum cynically updated.

Because that is what California has accomplished though its legalized gambling. Some is state sponsored (our government seeks to exploit its citizens’ weaknesses to make hay), some privately owned like the Bay Meadows race track just south of San Francisco. And, of course, if you are an American Indian you can trade on the white man’s guilt and the sky is the limit, Indian tribes being the largest casino operators in the state. Hardly surprising – congressmen are cheap to buy.

Into the gambling hall at Bay Meadows and there they were, like so many academics, whiling their time and milk money away.

The glow from the objects of their attention – TV monitors with all the latest odds – adds to the opium den feel of the whole thing.

It was twenty years ago today ….

…. Sergeant Pepper was left behind.

Things looked pretty good twenty years ago. America was vibrant and confident, its residents affluent and optimistic. Sure, the losers didn’t like things but, then again, the America of 1988 was not for losers, unlike now. You sank or swam, depending on your capacity for hard work and willingness to succeed. Brains had nothing to do with it.

Today, those practicing thrift (you pay your mortgage timely) and self discipline (you are not 100 pounds overweight and do not smoke) are punished. The responsible are expected to subsidize the losers. An unhappy time.

No matter. For me optimism prevails and I believe we will turn around our nation and move onwards and upwards, A dose of losers is no bad thing to remind us where that path lies.

For me, June 1988 was a very special time as it was when I became an American citizen. Having lived here since 1977 and after some ten years of unspeakable incompetence on the part of the Immigration and Naturalization Service (a sort of anti-American cartel, really) I finally took the citizenship test and swore fealty to the greatest nation on earth. Believe it or not, one of the questions was “Who is the President of the United States?” to which I merrily replied “Nancy Reagan”. I still got in.

So now, while my American son is safe, I can still be deported if I commit a felony, confirming that the finest attribute of most Americans is but an accident of birth.

In those wonderful twenty years I have been fortunate to see much of America and even to commit a small fraction of what I saw to film. And here are some of the things I have seen:


Anchorage, AK


Guggenheim Museum, NYC


Matanuska Valley, AK


Puyallup, WA


Central Coast, CA


Thanksgiving Day parade, NYC


World Trade Center


Delicatessen, NYC


Yellowstone National Park, WY


Arco, ID


Utah


San Luis Obispo, CA


Los Angeles


Santa Fe, NM


Colorado


La Jolla, CA


Tombstone, AZ


Los Angeles


Chinatown, San Francisco


Little Italy, NYC

Whether we are at an end of empire or just catching our breath for the next innings, I do not know but I earnestly hope it is the latter. All it needs to make that happen is a leader willing to say that most important and shortest of words.

“No”.

For my part, looking back on those twenty years, it has been the best, the happiest, time of my life. Love America or leave her.

Snap! $1.3 billion.

A costly picture.

So the Mars lander only ran $467mm. However, the previous two crashed at a combined cost of $900mm, so I suppose this first snap from the Mars lander is the most expensive picture ever:

Why search for signs of life on Mars when the need for some in Washington is greater?

Mr. Rabbit

A welcome morning visitor.

Not only do these chaps make their home in the vineyard, an occasional visit to the garden has them displaying their magnificent ears for all to see. Naturally shy, this fellow made for the bushes when he saw the camera.

That vicious guard dog, Bert the Border Terrier, has given chase many times but, just as he closes in, they always seem to have another gear and leave him standing. Which is just as well, as I doubt he would know what to do if he ever caught up.

Taken though the kitchen window with the Canon 100mm Macro – for no other reason than that’s what was on the 5D when I grabbed it in haste.

Easy birds

The low stress way.

I doubt there’s a bird I don’t like. Even the turkey vultures which call this area home, with a face only a mother could love, once on the wing are a thing of beauty.

The other day on our daily ramble, Bert the Border Terrier and I observed a red tailed hawk being mugged by two crows and a California Blue Jay. The jay actually landed on the hawk’s back, in mid-air, and gave him one almighty peck. He came out of the sun, rear three quarters and high, like a Spitfire in days gone by. The evil intruder promptly exited stage left. Just like in days gone by.

The little incident (I don’t carry the 5D with a 400mm lens on our walks, so no picture!) renewed my interest of snapping some action at one of the several bird boxes scattered around the estate, so being a lazy bugger, I set the 5D up with that old stand-by, the Vivitar 283 flashgun, together with that sweet little wireless remote.

Now I wasn’t about to hang about outside while the birds obliged me, so I left the whole thing high upon the old Linhof tripod and repaired to the kitchen, to watch things with those Trinovids, wireless transmitter in hand. True, real pros would have built a blind complete with air conditioning, but I’m a simple fellow at heart and it took the residents of the box some five minutes to return to business as usual. In fact, ten minutes later the bluebirds were using the 5D as a handy perch!


The lazy man’s birding outfit.

Flash was essential to light the shaded area, and the 5D’s less than stellar shortest flash sync shutter speed meant that a short light duration was called for. The 5D was at 1/180th, but the flash is no more than 1/1000 second in duration and that prevails in this instance. So motion blur is simply not an issue, precarious as the Linhof may look at maximum height. The chair in the picture was required as I am shorter than Michael Jordan.


5D, 400mm ‘L’, 1/180, f/13, manual focus, ISO 160, Vivitar 283 flash + remote shutter trigger.

Now while I may be a proud owner of signed copy of ‘An Eye for a Bird’ by the great Eric Hosking, one of the finest bird photographers ever, I have long known that I am simply not going to challenge the best of the best in this genre; but a few happy snaps make the realization easier to live with. On the other hand, given that his famous owl picture was taken by the bird as it flew through a light trigger, I can honestly say I worked harder than Hosking did on this one – I was the one who pushed the button.

These are small birds – the above snap is from one half the original even though the 400mm Canon lens was at its closest focusing distance, so it’s as if I was using an 800mm lens!


Nest building time. Same data as above.

And if you really believe that good photos can be taken with lousy gear, this is an example where only the best equipment could do the subject justice. Time to get the Rot out of your thinking.


The most famous self portrait ever – Eric Hosking’s bird-activated strobe picture