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A new tire

Made in England, no less.

I generally alternate the make of tire on my 1975 BMW motorcycle between German Metzelers and British Avons.

One thing of note since moving to the hot Arizona summers from the Bay Area three years ago is that rubber and batteries take a beating over the warm months, where the garage temperature can rise to 130F. On my nephew’s suggestion – he is also a keen rider – this next summer will see me drain the gasoline from the tank and move the bike for display in the air conditioned indoors. The summer months are too warm for riding in any case, and this will save wear and tear.

Anyway, my last front Metzeler lasted but 7,000 miles compared to 12,000 or so in the Bay Area. My riding style is no different and pressure is maintained carefully, so I can only think it’s the heat that is causing the reduced life expectancy.

So on a rare rainy day in Scottsdale it was off to MotoTire with my wheel and new front tire for installation and balancing.




The old Metzeler ME33 Lazer, its tread down to 0.08″, is removed.
The rubber rim strip protects the inner tube from punctures from the nipple nuts.



On with the new – 0.18″ tread depth on the Avon AM26 Roadmaster.
The wheel with new tire is on the balancing jig.

While both tires are tubeless, I have to use tubes with the old, spoked rims on the bike, which leak air. It’s the one thing I would change on the bike if I could, as a puncture with a tubeless tire is far slower – and hence safer – than with a tubed one. Don’t ask how I know.

We will see how the new Avon holds up. I make it a point to buy tires online from a high volume dealer, meaning I get fresh rubber. The molding of this one back in the land of tea and cricket was just 4 months ago.

One strange quirk is that the factory always specified English inch sizes for tires of that era. The closest metric size does not fit well within the wheel well, making for lots of garage language when replacement is due.

I never cease to wonder at the speed and expertise of the mechanics who do this work. Ten minutes and $20 later the old tire is removed, the tube replaced, the new installed, inflated and the wheel assembly balanced. Amazing.

iPhone 11Pro snaps.

A tale of two tanks

Germania redux.

In the 1970s BMW airhead motorcycles were still very much the gentleman’s ride. Not super fast but comfortable, long legged and superbly made, in contrast to the garbage Britain was churning out and distinct from the increasingly ubiquitous Japanese offerings. The latter, affordable and beautifully made, killed the British motorcycle industry and almost saw off BMW, who migrated to garish colors and weird looks as part of their recovery strategy. Testifying to poor taste, that strategy succeeded and BMW Motorrad is a loud success today. I wouldn’t be seen dead on any of their modern machines.

In the early 1970s you could have your new BMW with either the small 18 litre (4.7 gallon) or 22 litre (5.8 gallon) tank. The looks were quite different and the latter extended the touring range to over 250 miles on a fill up. When I bought my 1975 R90/6 from the original owner in 1990 it came with the smaller tank. I tracked down a tired larger one for touring and when my body finally cried ‘enough’, ending my long distance riding days, I reverted to the small tank. In beautiful shape with pin-stripes hand painted by the ladies in the Berlin factory, it restored pride of ownership. The large tank was trashed, the paint crazed, the inside flaking and, worst of all, the pinstripes were ghastly stick-on types. Sacrilege.

If you want to see the ladies in action jump to 6:06 in this French video of the factory, made back in the day. It loads slowly.

Anyway, the small tank never looked quite right proportionally:




18 liter tank in place.

So I took out a second mortgage, took the trashed large tank down the road to Spooky Fast Customs in Scottsdale, and eight weeks later I had a pristine tank with a new liner, paint job and exquisite hand pin-striping:




With the 22 liter tank.

The knee pads afford a proper grip over rough terrain, and the proportions are better, looking more Germanic – meaning more functional and stolid – in keeping with the character of the nation and the motorcycle. Sure, my bank balance took a blow, but after 30 years of service it was the least I could do for the machine.

The GOAZ 2019 classic show

Some eye candy for the two wheeled aficionado.

The annual vintage and classic motorcycle show at the huge local Scottsdale, AZ dealer GOAZ was yesterday, and there was some really lovely machinery on display, not least my 1975 BMW R90/6 which, unlike many of the garage queens here, is a daily rider and in my 30th year of ownership.




One of many buildings at the dealership. This one has the best bikes!


Without a doubt this 1926 BMW R32 was the star of the show. Here’s the story.


That’s actually a horizontally opposed BMW twin! Note the exposed drive shaft to the rear wheel.


Four speed hand gear change.


Original speedometer. Andreas Veigel also made car clocks …. and photographic enlargers!


Hope and a prayer front brake.


Single seat and pressed steel luggage rack.


My 1975 R90/6, now with 68,000 miles, bought from the original owner in 1990 and ridden daily.


Crunch time. Some tasty Kawasakis.


Classic 1960s 2-stroke Lambretta, with exhaust scent to match!


Quadrophenia and The Who live.


Badge city.


How you know a bike is British.


Lockheed was into the bike brake business.


Jewel-like 1966 Bultaco Metralla club racer.


Moto Guzzi’s design goal was to make sure no one knew what all those warning lights did.


Gorgeous Ducati Mike Hailwood replica with cooled rear shock cylinder.


In the 1970s Honda was king. This is their 1976 flat four water cooled tourer.


The engine is low in the frame for stability, and bulletproof.


Not content, they then designed this wild CBX 6-cylinder marvel.


Then this exquisite 400cc four.


The dealership spares no expense.


The horse with two wheels, a modern Indian.


Beautiful leatherwork on the Indian.


Someone brought along a classic Healey.


Subtlety is not the American designer’s strong point ….


…. but charm is abundantly on display here.


Spooky Fast Customs will paint whatever your heart desires.


Classic pre-war Indian detail.


There were some 100 classic bikes on show.


Vespa no longer makes two strokes, but they do have a fine line of scooters.


Italian Ducatis are all about speed.


Twisted custom.


It’s a lifestyle for some.


Yours truly at the show. No tattoos yet. Photo by Wende Gooch.

All snaps SOOC (except two which had verticals corrected and one with UWA distortion removed) on the iPhone 11 Pro.

At the library

Not a right angle in sight.




The ultrawide optics does its thing.

My local library is one of those wildly abstract and severe designs which denies the existence of the ninety degree angle. This sort of architecture is fodder for the camera, as the above image discloses.

One of the complaints I have seen aimed at the ultrawide optic in the iPhone 11 and 11 Pro is that it is fixed focus. Such opinions are expressed by those with no training in the physics of photography. A 1.54mm focal length lens (13mm FFE) will render everything sharp all the time, as I illustrate here. There is no need for focusing. And if you want to change depth of field, Focos awaits. The other complaint is that saving the image in RAW format is not possible. Only compressed JPG is available. What this opinion denies is the extent to which computational photography and Apple’s always-on SmartHDR technology obviates the need for RAW. (RAW is available in some camera apps like Halide, not in the stock Camera app). Finally the third complaint – excessive lens distortion and vignetting – is justified, but easily resolved with one click in LR or PS or ACR using my lens correction profile. Apple’s claim that they left distortions uncorrected for the UWA lens to emphasize its ‘wideness’ is so much rot. They clearly rushed the product to market along with a disastrous series of iOS 13.x releases, each replete with bugs.

It is the small file sizes of JPGs for the UWA – and indeed JPG is standard for all three lenses – that is one of the unsung secrets of the camera’s design. As the data for the above image disclose, the RAW image is some 12mp (3024 x 4032 = 12.19 mp), whereas the JPG is a mere 2.88 mp. Now a file from your enormous Nikon D850 with its 50mp sensor and no less gargantuan optics will come in at some 150mp when converted to TIFF or PSD, which is what LR or PS has to do before you apply any processing corrections.




EXIF data for the above image.

And by contrast, so sophisticated is SmartHDR in the iPhone that those corrections are rarely called for. So suddenly LR performs once more like the spring chicken it once was, loading those 3mp files in a trice and creating full size previews in like time, whereas your D850 image dictates ever larger capital outlays on more storage, faster storage and improved GPUs. Why, process just seven of those images and there goes a gigabyte of storage …. And while you are processing all of those bytes, I have crafted a blog entry, written a suitably inflammatory narrative and am out on the street searching out new subjects for my camera. Plus, you are $5,000+ out of pocket and your shoulder is sore. I suffer from neither affliction.

NY Court of Appeals

Magnificent.

Say what you may about the legal system, the 1842 Classical Revival building which is home to the New York Court of Appeals is impressive. Endless marble columns frame the entrance and it looks like entry would be tricky to obtain.




No entry.


The view from the steps is no less impressive:




Snapped on a rainy day in Albany, NY.


Both images taken using the ultrawide lens in the iPhone 11 Pro. For this sort of architectural work, where straight lines really need to be straight, my lens correction profile fixes the uncorrected barrel distortion in the ultrawide optic. Regular correction of distortion in PS or LR does not remove the ‘mustache’ curvature I address in that link.