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A welcome winter visitor

A dash of beauty during the most miserable time of the year


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There is very little good that can be said about the winter, even in lovely California. The days are short, the lighting drab, the vines lonely, denuded and miserable.

So at this time of the year that house guardian and all around good egg, Bertram the Border Terrier, adopts a winter routine. After hopping off the bed he makes a quick trip to the outdoor toilet, then spreads himself out on the big sofa in the living room. How a small terrier manages to claim all of a three seat sofa beats me, but I know my place.

Anyway, aforesaid Border was seen to raise a questioning eyebrow this morning as his guide and master, doing his best Rambo imitation, crawled along the carpet with camera and honker lens attached. I had replaced the obligatory head strap with a pair of woolen pajamas, you know, the ones with the classy paisley design, but the whole ensemble attracted little more than a sigh of disgust from the four legged one who wrote the whole episode off as just so much more eccentricity on the part of his guide and master.

The family manse is some 22 miles east of the Pacific and is guest to many fine animals. A couple of rabbit families have burrows in the vineyard, much to Bertram’s dismay, and the bird boxes see swallows, finches, bluebirds and other relatives at various times of the year. Hummingbirds do a number on the star jasmine on the north patio, with their high pitched chirps and wonderful flying. Red tail hawks provide an unceasing vigil, with ground squirrels being a particular delicacy while the turkey vultures, with faces only a mother could love, teach one and all what effortless flying is about. Once the grapes ripen, the flocks of starling feast on our crop with no intent of payment (just like Bubba on my taxes), accounting for no less than a ton of grapes last year. Greedy buggers!

But back to the Rambo bit. The object of my attention was a rare visitor indeed. A magnificent egret was perched on the little bridge over the pond. He had been dropping in for a couple of days now and any sign of movement in the home would immediately spook him. Hence the all fours bit. The moment I spotted him early this morning I did my best commando imitation and high tailed it (OK, grovelled on the carpet), to the office to slap the 400mm honker on the camera.

Gradually sliding open the sliding glass wall on the south side of Chez Pindelski, I had time for just two snaps before the Great White Egret made off. I was all of seventy feet away. What brings him so far inland I have no idea, as you usually see him and his kin hanging out along the coast in marshland. The little pond used to contain magnificent carp which I had raised over a couple of years, but the sushi-loving racoons put paid to that. Maybe he just liked the clear well water that feeds the pond?

Anyway, here he is in all his splendor. I had to really crank up the contrast when processing the picture, owing to the horribly flat light. No matter. A visitor of this distinction is always welcome at the estate. Check out those legs!


Great White Egret. 5D, 400mm Canon EF ‘L’, 1/500, f/5.6, ISO 500. Processed in Aperture.

Ordinarily these fellows are to be found at the coast in reedy surroundings, like here:


Great White Egret. 5D, 400mm Leitz Telyt, 1/500, f/6.8, ISO 800. Processed in Aperture.

This was snapped just off Highway One a couple of years back.

GAF 500 is back!

A trip down memory lane

This is hardly the first time I have expressed enthusiasm for Ansco’s old 500 ASA grain monster, a slide film sold as GAF 500. This piece neatly summarizes what I’m going on about.

And, strangely, the effect is very easily simulated with the (admittedly crappy) camera in the iPhone, something I discovered quite by accident.

My boy, in-laws and I were enjoying a fine birthday dinner (mine!) in late December last year and the lad, not too keen on messing with an Italian menu when all he wanted was Chicken Stars, needed some distraction. He hates to waste time. Like his dad he will doubtless read while shaving. So I gave him the iPhone, with all its colors and icons and effects, and he noodled away on it happily, doubtless placing a couple of costly calls to the Southern Hemisphere. Kids learn fast today, and at age 6 I expect no less of Winston. And as for boredom, he models that on his namesake who once submitted three blank sheets of paper as his entry in the ‘Write an Essay about Boredom’ class.

Well, Winnie’s fried chicken special arrived soon enough and he dutifully returned the toy to his dad. As it transpired, cocktails had just arrived and the little lady was proposing a toast to Yours Truly so …. snap! …. and the iPhone was back in my vest pocket.

I thought nothing of it until this evening when I downloaded the picture to iPhoto. Downloads are higher quality than their emailed cousins – for the gory details read my pieces on the iPhone’s camera.

And this is what I saw:


Cheers!

Lovely, soft definition, tons of grain, massive flare from the lighting. It was just like using GAF 500 again.

OK, the hell with the grain. Is that a gorgeous woman or what?

Frescos and photography

The modern professional photographer is at a huge disdvantage

A recent email from a reader, a professional photographer, bemoaned the growing difficulty of making money in the profession.

Now while the Renaisasance is a period of great interest to me and I have oft exhorted photographers to study the great works of that greatest period of western art, it doesn’t merit extensive mention here simply because the subject is too far removed from the world of photography.

But the book I am reading, Michelangelo and the Pope’s Ceiling, is not just compelling reading, maybe the finest art book I have yet read, but it also goes to the heart of the pro’s complaint.

Look at the skill set Michelangelo had to bring to the equation. When Pope Julius II retained him to paint the vault of the Sistine Chapel (Julius was busy tearing down old St. Peter’s at the time – we are talking c.1508 here) Michelangelo had several problems.

First was the small matter of several tons of Carrara marble he had procured to sculpt the Pope’s tomb. They were sitting in a square around the corner from St. Peter’s when Julius decided to pour capital into the new cathedral, and hang the tomb. And hang paying Michelangelo for the useless marble. So Michelangelo was broke.

Second was the problem that Michelangelo was a sculptor, not a painter. He had created the two greatest sculptures ever, the Pietà, (though adherents of Donatello’s Mercury might differ) and followed up with the David, also not too shabby.


Michelangelo’s Pietà, St. Peter’s Basilica, Rome. 1499

Third, the Pope was a true believer in having only the best – Bramante was retained to design the cathedral, Raphael to do the walls in the papal apartments and when it came to the ceiling, it had to be on fresco, meaning a layer of wet cement that had to be painted within 12 hours if the pigments were to be absorbed by the cement. Michelangelo had never painted on fresco.

Now the painters and sculptors of the day, the same we now adulate, were regarded as little more than tradesmen at that time. Sure, highly paid tradesmen (just like the public school educated plumber today who, when he deigns to show up, does so in a brand new SUV), but they took their orders from their employers. If the Pope said I want the Virgin Mary right here, that’s what you did.

Unlike the more politically astute Raphael – I consider him the greatest painter of his age – Michelangelo cared not one whit for his employer’s preferences and proceeded to craft a large canvas sheet (the invoice still exists!) to screen his work from visitors to the chapel. My way or no way. Indeed, so confident was he of his skill that the book relates how he got in a physical fight with his patron who had tried to sneak in to look at the work. Luckily for posterity, Julius repented and the threatened death sentence for his painter was soon forgotten.

Michelangelo’s contract provided for a payment up front, one half way through, then a final payment on completion. ‘Half way through’ meant two years, after many false starts as the sculptor learned just how hard fresco painting was. In other words, he had serious technical problems with the composition of the concrete, its absorption rate, etc., etc. Like photo processing in the dark ages of the darkroom. But the artisan in him triumphed and two years later he and his team unveiled the first half of the ceiling, to universal approval. God alone knows what Julius would have done had it gone down poorly. Mercifully his syphilis was not playing up at the time.

So look at the skills Michelangelo had to bring to the equation. Negotiation, procurement, relearning how to paint, mastering a new medium, man management (it takes lots of people to build scaffolds and make concrete), a psychotic, driven employer, mastery of the latest in pigments and colors, composition, cartooning, transfer of the cartoons to the wet fresco. The list is endless. And the one essential skill, which cannot be learned, was the fact that he was a great artist.

Now think of the modern photographer. Let’s assume he knows how to take good pictures. Unlike Michelangelo and Rapahel and Bramante, he has enormous competition. After all, is it not true that anyone can take a photograph? The barriers to entry are non-existent. There is no trade school or years of apprenticeship to foster development of technical skills. Why bother when it’s largely done for you by the people at Nikon or Epson or whatever? Sure he has to have marketing skill to find a client but unfortunately for him his client can get most of what he wants at very low cost on the web. His art, in other words, has been commoditized. The premium for skill has been drastically discounted.

Step back and look what has happened to western hemisphere people. Maybe it’s best illustrated in the story of the two American tourists (one imagines they must have been Texans) who, presented with yet another priceless Renaissance church on their trip to Italy, yet keenly aware that their flight back home is but two hours away, are posed with a quandary. How to take it all in during the time available? “Simple”, says the hubby. “You take the outside honey, and I’ll do the inside”. Cameras clicking, videos whirring.

So in a world increasingly suffering from short attention spans who has the time, let alone the interest, to absorb a beautifully composed, perfectly lit, artistically printed photograph? Who cares when you can see something even better in video on the truly ghastly YouTube?

So the professional photographer’s lament of how it’s getting harder to make a living at his art is not hard to understand. Anyone can push a button. Few can paint a fresco ceiling.

Christmas Carols

It’s that time of the year

Our boy is busy practising his carols at the local church, so yours truly dropped by and snapped a few pictures. Here is one from today.


5D, 24-105mm at 105mm, 1/30th at f/4, ISO 1600

There was another photographer there using flash and a tripod, no less. How little did he know what he was missing! And the 5D still has two stops in reserve as it can be cranked up to ISO 3200, plus one stop of underexposure in this low contrast situation.

As usual I had to adjust the 5D’s poor auto white balance to take the yellow skin tones out, caused by the incandescent lighting.