In 10 easy steps

1.   I run the UAW
2.   I’m with the government and I’m here to help
3.   The IRS is a great place to work
4.   The tort bar has been good to me
5.   I just got a new Dell
6.   Check out my Zune
7.   Steve Jobs is speaking next door
8.   I only make black & white prints
9.   Look at these snaps of my kids
10.  I use film

#1-4? Get a real job. Some morals wouldn’t hurt, either.

#5 and 6 need to get a life.

#7 Run, don’t walk.

#8, 9 and 10 – You are a Bore.

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