Double, no less.

From my patio.

Before you get carried away with the beauty of Scottsdale, Arizona, a few words of warning from this resident are in order:

• The crime rate is extremely high
• It rains constantly
• The public schools are amongst the worst in the nation
• The freeways make the 10 and 405 in Los Angeles seem empty
• There is no International Airport
• Both of our senators will be Democrats after the next election
• Open carry of guns is encouraged
• If you don’t drive a truck, watch out
• Reflecting our shot infrastructure, taxes are extremely low
• The cops are on the take
• We have lots of universities for student scum
• Your vegetables will die in the heat, and so will you
• There are fifty cigar lounges but not one jazz club

iPhone 11Pro snap.