The Thirsty Bear

Brew pub.

I stopped by the Thirsty Bear the other day for lunch.

Rain threatened, so I drove. Bad Idea. Ever tried to park in San Francisco at lunch time with a big conference playing at the convention center?

The pub is not much to look at from outside, but you come here for the beers, all brewed on site. The crowd is distinctly up market and I found myself chatting at the bar with an attendee at the Moscone Center’s laser technology conference down the road. A Cornell and Stanford grad, some 68 years old and working at Los Alamos in New Mexico where we make weapons of mass destruction, this vital and engaging companion proved a boon to a decent meal and pint, even if my IQ was a mere fraction of his!

The first on the G3 with the Oly 9-18mm at 9mm, the other two on the iPhone 4S.

I enjoyed a Meyer ESB, subtler than is typical of the breed with a creamy head, with my chicken sandwich and fries. The portions of the latter were nice and small, with no resulting bloat.

$17.50 for the lot, and the barman serving me was polite, efficient and personable.

David Bailey’s Pentax

The best movie about the man. Ever.

We’ll Take Manhattan is the best movie ever about the life of David Bailey, the photographer who with Donovan and Duffy changed fashion photography, simultaneously causing an irreversible cultural upheaval. Bailey, who pre-dated the Beatles, was a working class lad who broke the rule that Vogue photographers had to be public school boys – or at least spoke like them – form ruling substance as ever. And, until Bailey, with his rugged masculinity, came along, it didn’t hurt to be somewhat effete, to put it politely. The girls, after all, would be safe. The likes of John French and Cecil Beaton would never rule again.

The acting in the movie is exceptionally good, and Aneurin Barnard as Bailey just nails the in-your-face, don’t-give-a-damn, cheeky Cockney persona of the original. I speak from experience. While a student at UC London in the early seventies, I was also a student member of the Royal Photographic Society which, while it took itself awfully seriously, also had the redeeming factor that it would invite great photographers from across the world to speak every now and then. Amazingly, one such lecturer was Bailey, and to say that his presentation was irreverent is like calling the pyramids labor intensive. By the time he got through with ‘effing this’ and ‘bollocks that’ I was both charmed and exhausted from laughing, not necessarily emotions shared by the many Colonel Blimps in the audience. He just did not give a damn and he changed photography. On a natural high, I walked home from Mayfair to Kensington that night, and I swear I flew. As a matter of fact, crossing Hyde Park, I lay down under the stars on the big lawn, stared at the sky and concluded that not a whole lot was wrong with a world which allowed a Bailey to rise to the top.

Not only does Barnard get the rôle down, but his handling of the TLR Rolleiflex T (the nobs used the 2.8C) and the SLR Pentax S3 (the well heeled hewed to the SV) is picture perfect. He really knows how to use a camera, something missing from just about every picture about photographers. (Hemmings does not do as well with his Nikon F in Blow Up). The filmmakers get the shutter sound of the Rollei wrong and show the S3 as having TTL metering, when it had none, but these are minor gripes. The movie chronicles a trip Bailey and his girlfriend Jean Shrimpton make to Manhattan on assignment for British Vogue and there are wonderful depictions of Clare Rendelsham and the fearsome NY editor, Diana Vreeland who, quite clearly, breakfasted on broken bottles. Vreeland’s successor, Anna Wintour, prefers razor blades.

Karen Gillan gets the naïvete and innocence of the young Shrimpton just so; her only disadvantage is that acting Shrimpton is simply impossible, as acting is the lesser part of the rôle. You have to look like The Shrimp and that, I’m afraid, cannot be done.

The beyond perfect Jean Shrimpton, 1960s.

Many years later Bailey, famous for his use of the Pentax, had his camera featured in what is surely the greatest gear ad ever. ‘David Bailey’s Pentax’ was all the copy said and that’s all anyone needed to know. He subsequently revealed that he had taken sandpaper to the camera to convey the battle scarred look, and in retrospect it’s obvious when you look at where the ‘wear’ occurred on the body. In the real world, the areas on the front near the prism could never be worn from use. And while I never thought about it at the time I first saw the ad, I love the way Bailey fooled one and all. That’s all you need to know about the man.

Sandpaper works wonders.

The movie premiered on the BBC on January 24th, 2012. Because the BBC is run by a bunch of people with umbrellas up their posteriors, the chances we will ever see it here are remote. They have been promising to release their iPlayer on a subscription basis in the US for ages now. What they really need is someone to get a hold of their payroll and a blue pencil, apply the latter to the whole senior layer of management and privatize the bloody thing, because for the last two years this is what I get when dialing up their application in the most powerful consumer market in the world:

The BBC. Arse indistinguishable from elbow.

The profit motive has clearly yet to darken the BBC’s doors and it’s high time it did. Wanna get the movie? Good luck – cultivate your British friendships. It’s worth the effort.

My fantasy about early Bailey? Click here.

Comment from the writer/director: See the Comments for details of a US showing from John McKay, who wrote and directed the movie. He also adds some fascinating details regarding Aneurin Barnard’s photography during the making of the movie. Be sure to watch the short in John’s link where he tells how the original locations were used in his movie.

Here’s the short:

David Bailey Takes Manhattan on Nowness.com.

Midnight in Paris

America’s greatest film maker.

If you don’t already know that Woody Allen is America’s greatest film maker, then it’s high time you took your Spielberg schmaltz-blinkered saccharine brain and aired it out a bit. Allen seems to have moved much of his film making to Europe in recent years (hardly surprising after all those years in a nation which denigrates intellect as ‘elitism’ and puts down our best and brightest as ‘geeks’ and ‘nerds’) with such movies as Everyone Says I Love You, the finest musical (with ‘Chicago’) of recent years, Match Point, (a fine society murder-thriller), Vicki, Christina, Barcelona (the story of a muse, an electric Penélope Cruz) and, most recently, Midnight in Paris, a charming piece of nostalgia and whimsy rivaled only by his own Manhattan.

Allen has long commanded access to the very best actors – who wouldn’t want to act for the American master? – and the cast of Midnight in Paris is as good as it gets. His recreation of Gertrude Stein‘s salon of writers and painters of the 1920s is perfection itself. There is no better way of illustrating this by comparing the photographs of a leading American member of that group, the surrealist photographer Man Ray, with Allen’s realizations in the movie. Man Ray and the great Lee Miller were lovers at the time.

Hemingway by Man Ray and by Woody Allen

Dali by Man Ray and by Woody Allen.

The actors in the Allen movie, shown above, are Corey Stoll and Adrien Brody, respectively.

You don’t have to love Paris to love the movie, but if you are a Francophobe it beats me why you are reading my blog.

It’s not enough to be an original thinker with a fertile mind. Those alone are not prescriptions for success. A solid work ethic is the glue that binds, and you can read all about Allen’s here.

For Allen’s take on Manhattan’s architecture, click here.

UX in Paris

Urban exploration at its finest.

I have been lucky to feature some outstanding urban exploration photography here, both from England’s SilentUK and from the American master Jonathan Haeber and his team.

But it will come as no surprise that when it comes to Urbex, or UX, at its finest, that Paris should be the source, as profiled in a simply gripping article in Wired magazine. Along with London, Paris is the location of the finest subterranean Victorian-era civil engineering and UX does for Paris what SilentUK does for London.

Click the picture for the story.

UX is appealing in so many ways. The sheer spontaneity of the movement, the act of finding something beautiful and bringing it back to life, the process of exploring recent and neglected industrial history, the rebellion against ‘The Man’ and the opportunity to make fools of inept administrations, while showing those of us above ground some of the magic that went into the making of great cities, UX is all of that and more.

The article from Wired is long, it’s filled with mystery, excitement and romance, and who can resist the appeal of gazing at stolen Legers, Picassos and Cezannes located but feet from their original location, unknown to the ferrets charged with their custody?

If you hew to the romantic appeal of restoring a 1790 clock with a team lead by a master horologist from one of the world’s great mechanical watch makers, all done clandestinely and underground, then sharing the peal of that restored masterpiece with all and sundry to the amazement of the buffoons in government, then you will thrill to this magnificent piece of journalism and the courageous people who make Parisian UX amongst the world’s greatest. And in case you believe that the US Government has an exclusive on stupidity, just check this out:

1/160 @ f/2

Aldrin radios for exposure.

Here’s a fascinating piece from Alexis Madrigal at The Atlantic, showing the conversation right before Neil Armstrong stepped on the moon. In the exchange, Buzz Aldrin asks Mission Control for the right exposure to catch the moment.

The “sequence camera” referred to is not one of the Hasselblad 500ELs used for the high quality images on the lunar surface. The lenses used on the 500EL were limited to f/2.8 (the standard 80mm Zeiss Planar) and f/4 (the 150mm Zeiss Sonnar). This was all on July 21, 1969, not that long ago. Imagine asking someone for exposure settings today!

Click the picture for the article.

Click the picture.

By the way, it figures they would give the photography duties to the nerdy one. Aldrin turned down a full scholarship offer from Massachusetts Institute of Technology, and went to the U.S. Military Academy at West Point.

You can read about the moon Hasselblads here. And yes, you can still fit a digital back to one of those bodies and bang away today without the inconvenience of film.

Digital back for Buzz Aldrin’s camera.

You would, however, do far better with a Canon 5D/II or Nikon D700 at a fraction of the cost.